Tootsie and I were on our way to pick up the boys at their weekly gym class when a beautiful conversation blossomed.
Tootsie: Mom...I'm not pickin' my nose.
Me: Oh, you're not, huh?
Tootsie: No...but I tooted.
Me: You did?! That's not very lady-like!
Tootsie: (laughing) Yes it is. I tooted and I farted.
It's gonna be a long, interesting road.
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Oh, that made me laugh!
I taught my kids that it was "toot" and not "fart" but that came back to bite me one day. We were in church, in the children's class, and the were singing the song "Do as I'm doing", you know where the kids can do something in front of the class while they sing and everyone follows along? A boy got up and wanted to do "Toot as I'm tooting" while pretending to blow a trumpet and all of my kids started laughing hysterically. I had to pull them out into the hall until they calmed down.
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